In yesterday’s blog I talked about odd locations, in either fiction or factual. I did get quite a few private messages, I can understand why you would not want them to be public and I very much enjoyed reading them all. A friend who wants to remain nameless. It reminded me of an incident in my bar many years ago and said I could share it. He and his wife were regulars in the bar and I have to say they have a fantastically naughty sense of humor. They were out shopping at a local supermarket and he was feeling rather frisky. There was nobody in the shop except for the checkout girl who was at the front of the store. After making some rather lude suggestions to his wife, he proceeded to flash his penis. They laughed and saw no harm in it as they were the only ones in the store. They finished shopping and went to the check out to discover the CCTV screen and a rather amused checkout girl.
There was another story that comes to mind regarding this couple. His wife hosted lingerie and sex toy parties, for fun and to make a little extra money. She was openly chatting about the party and was very proud of the toy she had been given for hosting the party. She asked the guys around the bar if we would like to see it. A resounding yes came back. She removed a rather impressive silicone phallus 8 or 9 inches long and with a sizeable girth. A lot of the guys went a bit quiet (probably a male inadequacy thing) it had a large suction cup at the base. She informed us that the suction cup was for sticking it on a flat surface. A few nervous questions were asked and the toy went back into the bag. The husband who was in the British Army came in for a beer on the way back to the base. There was an awkward silence, as nobody wanted to say a word. On his forehead was a big red mark, about the size of a suction cup. He was good about it, he knew that we could all see and seemed to take the odd looks in the bar with a pinch of salt.
Since then he has traveled the world and rose in the British Army, I believe to the rank of major. Yet I still remind him of these two stories when we meet up. There were others I am sure he would not want me to write down.
I ask the question again, is there a scene in a book you have thought about trying out? Have you tried something wild? Have you written a scene that you wanted to try?
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