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WHAT IS THE WORST CHAT UP LINE YOU HAVE HAD?

Do women really fall for cheesy chat up lines?   I read a lot of romance stories, some good and some not so good.  A bad or cheesy chat up line won’t get your book published but I guarantee you will give the team a laugh.  We have contemplated a cheesy chat-up line award for the worst offender but of course, it is a bit too cruel really.  It made me think, on the subject and I would love to hear from you with examples, they don’t have to be public, you could message me.  As I have said I was a Pro DJ in the ’80s and I heard a fair few chat up lines and ashamed to say used a few too.  I had a friend John, who had an incredible way with ladies.  He was charming and had a brilliant sense of humor.  I remember him dancing with a lady in front of the DJ booth and I heard a chat up that I could hardly believe he would use…

Is that a ladder in your stocking? Or is it the stairway to heaven?”

Her reply I will never forget.

Indeed it is the stairway to heaven, but there is an arsehole up there already!”

So, what is the worst chat-up line you have had?

As always I’d like to hear any of your stories, experience or any views you might like to share.  On here, the blogFacebook or Twitter